Some people say, and they are very good people, the best of people on the ground, acting for us, that grindr, a horrible place, and a worse character, is having outages, all the time, even at their best attempt they can’t keep it up, and the US is a great place, the top place where everyone wants to come, but we don’t let them come because grindr is down and they’re making it all very bad, and we’re going to keep it that way. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
…seriously. This is close to what we sound like. “a spike of outages is being reported” is about as good as anything trump spews out of his rostral crevice.
Some people say, and they are very good people, the best of people on the ground, acting for us, that grindr, a horrible place, and a worse character, is having outages, all the time, even at their best attempt they can’t keep it up, and the US is a great place, the top place where everyone wants to come, but we don’t let them come because grindr is down and they’re making it all very bad, and we’re going to keep it that way. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
…seriously. This is close to what we sound like. “a spike of outages is being reported” is about as good as anything trump spews out of his rostral crevice.
I was worried at first you were having a stroke. It took me a moment to realize it’s a damn good impression of the president of the United States.
2025 is the worst year… yet!