The article says that Musk is no longer interested in cars. He’s pivoted Tesla into AI and robotics so he wants it treated like a startup. Great news everyone! Sales don’t matter!
The best part about that is the people who still bought these cats despite everything we know about Musk will be the ones who get fuck over by the pivot.
Not a bloodbath unless Elon actually gets fired and the stock finally reflects the market reality.
The article says that Musk is no longer interested in cars. He’s pivoted Tesla into AI and robotics so he wants it treated like a startup. Great news everyone! Sales don’t matter!
The best part about that is the people who still bought these cats despite everything we know about Musk will be the ones who get fuck over by the pivot.
And anyone who gets hit by those cars.
You mean cats
Sorry I have a cold
Oh fuck he’s selling cats now too?
He funded cat juggling in South America since the 80s.
Acting the jerk is his special purpose
P/E ratios, EBIT, that’s all woke math.
These stans think robotaxis (which already exist) are worth a trillion dollars.