I was there on the sidewalk when they ran over Tank Man. I spoke to him, he was flat like a pancake. I asked him what he wanted the world to know. He said, “I hate hexbear!” Then a PLA soldier came by with a spatula and carried him away.
By god. That’s horrible. How big was the spatula? Did the Chinese steal Stalin’s spoon technology, as they do all other technology, which they never innovate on, and make for really cheap?
I was there on the sidewalk when they ran over Tank Man. I spoke to him, he was flat like a pancake. I asked him what he wanted the world to know. He said, “I hate hexbear!” Then a PLA soldier came by with a spatula and carried him away.
By god. That’s horrible. How big was the spatula? Did the Chinese steal Stalin’s spoon technology, as they do all other technology, which they never innovate on, and make for really cheap?
Big cheap reverse engineered authoritarian spatula mythology is what western libs actually seem to believe.