I’m so tired of seeing ads for these things.
Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?
Why is it so expensive?
THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!
FUCK YOU
Yes. Where else am I supposed to put them?
I keep coins in the small fifth pocket of my jeans, I don’t like sitting on them
That pocket is for my USB flash drive
retvrn to … 2003ish iirc was that one year everyone was wearing USB flash drives on lanyards.
You’re supposed to hide a former chex-mix bucket somewhere at home, comrade. Then, during the arduous months, you feed each coin into the machine at supermarket checkout holding up the line like hell cause you’ll be fucked if you’re giving some bourgeoisie robot bandit 12.9% of my fucking coins. Fuck the U.S. it is literally what it wants people to think the USSR was.
In a seventy pound jar in your closet