Kennedy said Trump had the most “unhinged” diet of the administration officials.
“The interesting thing about the president is that he eats really bad food, which is McDonald’s, and, you know, candy and Diet Coke. He drinks Diet Coke at all times,” Kennedy said. “He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive, but he is.”
This is astonishingly funny.
This wouldn’t even work in an onion article because the complete absence of subtlety would be too jarring.