• LeninWalksTheEarth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    so the movie is gonna bomb.

    oh wait, he’s not the lead actor. so it has a chance.

    also why the fuck does it have to be “He-Man was on earth and now we took a spaceship to the other world.” is that was this was? im too young to care for this franchise.

    every trailer at some point: beeeewwwwwwwwww

    • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Originally He-Man’s mom was an astronaut from Earth who got lost on a mission, and John Carter of Mars’d her way in and married the king of Eternia, and as a kid I was always pissed they never showed that much cooler sounding story than the bullshit the show was actually about

    • GenXen [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Those of us that are old enough to remember this franchise are asking: “My third colonoscopy is in the rear view mirror, who the fuck is this for?”