Guess which one he won’t be riding tonight.

Misogyny

Wait 5 years. she finally figures out he wasn’t really joking.

A pointless display that only benefits you, and has countless costs for those forced to endure it.

Also, a wedding.

Equally a waste of money.

Deciding on an Annulment

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“Here honey, I’ve unstuck your dress from the brake calipers”

Don’t worry baby, I trade them all in for new ones after 5 years.

Divorce prep

wife bad

Important things in life.

What I Love is Money

Im NOT driving with this! Clean it up!

“Bald Man”