• purpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      9 days ago

      He had a headache, okay? He only got 7 hours of sleep last night and hasn’t even had lunch yet. He’s just a little guy and he ran out of spoons, so he employed stress-management strategies like brazen murder and then mag-dumping on the corpse.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      9 days ago

      I like making “Your honor” jokes. But this: “Your honor - we had to shot him dead a handful of times because he was resisting and he was afraid we might execute him.” - hits differently. There’s probably a zero percent chance of a trial for ICE pigs doing an execution on the street.

      And - serious question - Has rightwing media already started to slime the victim?