French politicians have passed a bill that will ban social media use by under-15s, a move championed by President Emmanuel Macron as a way to protect children from excessive screen time.
No problem, I think to myself, typing pkg --search --remote --regex='.*emacs.*' | pkg --install -. Gnus has me taken care of.
4 hours of config hacking later i can finally read my email. I see a message, “please fix the revisionism in your term paper, if you do not fix it by 11:00 there will be consequences”. I check the clock, its 13:00. My emacs timer i just configured to fetch mail regularly dings, and a new message appears. “Please see me after class” it says.