ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 hours agoWhat is Superman "Kryptonite"?i.redd.itexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1385
arrow-up1385external-linkWhat is Superman "Kryptonite"?i.redd.itooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 hours agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareOkokimup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up88·8 hours agoI told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don’t think the average person understands what kryptonite is.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·5 hours agoSaying something is your weakness is common to say it’s something you enjoy so much you can’t help yourself.
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·8 hours agoMissed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 hours agoClearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.
minus-squareFiskFisk33@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·8 hours ago“Oh no, aaagh, now I’m vulnerable to small arms fire!”
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 hours agoIn hindsight it’s good superman never needed surgery as a kid.
minus-squareDroechai@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 hours agoWhen he did need a fake tooth extraction he used his heat vision to puncture the sedation gas tube to drug the dentist
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-27 hours agoWouldn’t it be you who’s using the word wrong? Or do M&Ms literally make you weak/kill you?
minus-squareOkokimup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 minutes agoThey’re not good for you, and I can eat a family size bag without stopping. So yeah, they make my resolve weak and lead to premature death.
minus-square4am@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 hours agoI mean, they do. They’re not exactly there for the nutrition.
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-25 hours agoShe was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.
minus-squarelath@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 hours agoForbidden pleasure that you’re too weak to hold back from.
minus-squareBjörn@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 hours agoYou now are locked in a wicked battle of the wits with your own personal nemesis.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agoDamnit. I always wanted a nemesis and this Lemmite just casually picks one up with a throwaway comment.
minus-squaregustofwind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 hours agoThe average person is actually illiterate like in a legitimately does not understand language beyond a 5th grade level kinda way
I told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don’t think the average person understands what kryptonite is.
Saying something is your weakness is common to say it’s something you enjoy so much you can’t help yourself.
Missed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them
Clearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.
“Oh no, aaagh, now I’m vulnerable to small arms fire!”
In hindsight it’s good superman never needed surgery as a kid.
When he did need a fake tooth extraction he used his heat vision to puncture the sedation gas tube to drug the dentist
Wouldn’t it be you who’s using the word wrong? Or do M&Ms literally make you weak/kill you?
They’re not good for you, and I can eat a family size bag without stopping. So yeah, they make my resolve weak and lead to premature death.
I mean, they do. They’re not exactly there for the nutrition.
She was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.
Forbidden pleasure that you’re too weak to hold back from.
You now are locked in a wicked battle of the wits with your own personal nemesis.
Damnit. I always wanted a nemesis and this Lemmite just casually picks one up with a throwaway comment.
The average person is actually illiterate like in a legitimately does not understand language beyond a 5th grade level kinda way