Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoBelgian-Israeli billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery (lol)hexbear.netimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1118file-text
arrow-up1118imageBelgian-Israeli billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery (lol)hexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·3 months ago65 years on this earth and billions of dollars, yet he was so worried about the size of his peen that it killed him. What a fucking loser.
minus-squareRNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoEven funnier is, remembering the Penuma chapo episode, it’s not like he was gonna wake up with a significantly bigger hog anyways
minus-squarered_giant [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoCause of death: penis too smol
minus-squarenothx [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-23 months agoI’m scared for my health now…
minus-squareExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months ago“Look, man, I want the other fellas to have a nice view of my flaccid sausage peeking below a hand towel when I’m in the gym locker room.”
minus-squareRNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 months agoSmall dick growers have a worse time than small dick showers, uh according to a friend
65 years on this earth and billions of dollars, yet he was so worried about the size of his peen that it killed him. What a fucking loser.
Even funnier is, remembering the Penuma chapo episode, it’s not like he was gonna wake up with a significantly bigger hog anyways
Cause of death: penis too smol
I’m scared for my health now…
“Look, man, I want the other fellas to have a nice view of my flaccid sausage peeking below a hand towel when I’m in the gym locker room.”
Small dick growers have a worse time than small dick showers, uh according to a friend