They should have canceled this show ten years ago, the writers are just fucking with us at this point

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      People want rubbery cgi porn of the haunted Chuck E. Cheese game? Enough that businessman superspy Robert Maxwell’s daughter’s ex wanted some?

      kind-vladimir-ilyich partiotism

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        I believe the thing with FNAF porn, or Minecraft porn, or porn of most shows and games mostly aimed at/associated with children is that you have young people discovering their sexuality while they’re also into said show or game, so those wires end up getting crossed and when they get a bit older they start making/consuming porn based on characters they liked.

        It would make sense for some weird teenager on 4chan to be cranking it to FNAF porn (editor’s note: not really limmy-what) but for Jeffrey Epstein, an incredibly rich guy in his 50s to even know what that is is fucking mind-bending