i’ve seen libs fantasizing that “he knows he did bad things and is taking the ship down with him as retribution for his crimes” but i don’t believe that lmao so what are some theories?
the wildest theory of all? he’s actually innocent
i’ve seen libs fantasizing that “he knows he did bad things and is taking the ship down with him as retribution for his crimes” but i don’t believe that lmao so what are some theories?
the wildest theory of all? he’s actually innocent
The answer is that there are 10 billion Epstein files and no one will ever even see a courtroom because the combinatorial explosion of motions and counter-motions will bring the creaking legal system to its knees. The absolute first (and probably only) sentence for anything will be delivered by Supreme High Judiciar Mecha-Roberts in the year 2037, the summary execution of one of Epstein’s house cleaners for the crime of leaving a thin layer of dust on the back of some faux Roman bust.
they’re like those out of touch people who think we can just all get arrested as a form of protest, but it actually works for them because they’re rich.