• FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Most of these fuckers do not expect people to actually hit them

    I know the chud I throat-punched at that bar back in the day certainly wasn’t expecting to get rocked by an amateur boxer

    But he did and I am actually glad that was before everything was recorded at all times

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      My friend, a while back when he was homeless and addicted to heroin was getting wasted at some dive bar I think in Windsor Ontario and got into a fight with a guy who turned out to be a soldier. My pal figured he may get his shit rocked after finding this out since he was drunk, on heroin and malnourished and he kicked the troops ass. I guess as the troop wasn’t expecting the fighting style of someone that is seriously there to bring it and just wasnt prepared.

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        Anytime I see a troop bragging online about how they’re a killing machine, all I can think about is how that’s really only true in that they don’t think twice about killing

        They’re not special

        Vet at my boxing gym used to brag about being forged into a tool

        He was certainly a tool alright, suckerpunched me at the start of a sparring session instead of tapping gloves

        Said some shit about “How in a real fight there’s no sportsmanship and I am a real fighter”

        Forced him against the turnbuckle and pulped his ribs for that

        Didn’t talk so big after that

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          He is correct about the ‘in a real fight’ thing. But you weren’t in a real fight. If it was a real fight you could use a weapon, it wouldn’t be in agreed upon circumstances. It’s not a real fight and shouldn’t be treated as such, and considering all he did was suckerpunch you, he wasnt treating it like a real fight either. A real fight ends within 5 seconds usually and if someone has the opportunity for a suckerpunch theyre gonna go further than that with it