This is so dumb I love it
Nosotros Papaya!
Explanesio el joko
Nositros is we in Spanish.
Edit: Nosotros.
But it’s not tiny or urine… (Wee vs we)
Jajajajajaja
did i laugh in spanish right or is that danish
You forgot the upside down exclamation points and the tilde on half the letters
Kamelåså
I’m dumb. I wanted to try with French and was like nouuuus?! But then I realized that we have oui. And it can even be used cromulently in this exact situation. Ouiiii!
At least you know the Simpsons dialect.
It embigguns us all!
Que hora es
Las siete menos veinte, o por ahi.
…me llamo burgermeister
Encantade! Yo no soy un velociraptor. Lo juro!
wow, u actually use gender neutral spanish?
I did! I rarely speak in spanish when I’m on the internet (unless it’s with known people with whom I can safely use gendered language because I know them), but when I do, I tend to use it because it’s easier than having to ask what your preferred gender is. It also makes it easier to spot the people I don’t want to talk with because they will quickly get offended because woke.
-e ending is much better than the “@” I’ve seen done. Can’t imagine getting worked up about it though.
The “@” is sometimes used because it’s made of an “o” and an “a” making it somewhat both at the same time, but it presents a very obvious problem: how do you say it? Because we call that symbol “arroba” and saying “encantadarroba” sounds weird AF. Just switch the vowel for an “e” and be done with it. In italian there’s the “schwa”: ə" that serves the same function, it’s harder to type because it’s not usually found on keyboards, but whatever, if being inclusive and pissing bigots takes so little effort, I’m gonna try and use it as much as possible, even if it’s still something that takes some effort to apply at times because of the interiorized grammar that you have to unlearn.
Edit: forgot to add, bigots get angry about it because you are “desecrating the sacred language” or shit like that. But you know how it is, they are the biggest snowflakes ever.

Acabo de echar un vistazo a mí reloj y puedo decir con confianza que eres un mentiroso.
Hace cuatro horas, para mi eran las siete y veinte o por ahi. No puedes decir que soy un mentiroso! A diferencia de muchos, yo no miento ni en mi apodo!






