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Hyenes have terribly painful birth delivery, maybe the worst ☹️
I love it
All female spotted hyenas have functional penises. They use it pee, signal, anally mount males & females for dominance, and give birth.
TIL a lot of my kinks are just part of everyday hyena life
Woof c:
Come to think of it, Futayena wouldn’t be a terrible username
Giving birth?
Yes it’s as gruesome ls it sounds.
if i had a uterus this totes would be my thing :3
When 2 female hyenas fight, the one that gets an erection loses.
hot!
I wonder if it’s the same when trans girls argue online?
I think that’s only if they’re gay and it’s not so much losing as it is a signal to start making out.
that’s bonobo culture
You make a good point that I had not considered.
depends, do we count trans girls who have had an orchi or something beyond, or do they automatically win the argument?
I think in those cases we would count heart boners.
Just like that manga, Dick Fight Island. Except the hyena part.
also they give birth through their pseudopenis which then often ruptures :3
even cuter, chickens are forced to go into ovary overdrive every few days :3
or how about giraffes and elephants dropping from a height after birth, now that’s bone breaking introduction to the world! :33
or a certain species of spider that lays eggs and then regurgitates its own innards so the children can eat it as a starter, before consuming their mother :333
“:3”
We can finally stop arguing about the pain of giving birth vs being kicked in the balls. Hyenas win, hands down.
I’d argue the Kiwi also has it heavy, they’ve got to lay eggs that are about 1/3 their size. Imagine having to push a 7 year old through your birth channel.
at least kiwis are made for that, with their organs making way for the egg and stuff
What an informative meme
dang was hoping the joke would be rabies
I think maybe she already has that but her immune system embraced it.
I was expecting her to lose her arm
