the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agopeople's brains are so addled by capitalism that people who take pictures of people's pets for a living will tell you that they have a "pet photography business"message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up157file-text
arrow-up157message-squarepeople's brains are so addled by capitalism that people who take pictures of people's pets for a living will tell you that they have a "pet photography business"the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoi own a pet psychic business. as a job creator, i employ numerous pets with psychic abilities. my hamster, Scribbles, picks lottery numbers with 30% accuracy. my snake, Puddles, is in direct communication with the ghost of Nancy Reagan. my cat, Chaucey, interprets birth charts.
i own a pet psychic business.
as a job creator, i employ numerous pets with psychic abilities.
my hamster, Scribbles, picks lottery numbers with 30% accuracy.
my snake, Puddles, is in direct communication with the ghost of Nancy Reagan.
my cat, Chaucey, interprets birth charts.