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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

Trump: I am sending a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many sick people.

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Trump: I am sending a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many sick people.

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Please drag the ship overland to Colorado and save my people. I work 40+ hours per week and have no health insurance.

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      On the way!

      • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Lol I remember we watched this on the ole hextube, shit was wild

        • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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          What is it from?

          • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            Fitzcarraldo, by Werner Herzog starring Klaus Kinski

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzcarraldo

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    Don’t americans need that more?

    Or are they gonna charge the greenlanders

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    Cuba sends doctors to countries in need.

    Us Gov’t:Cuba is invading countriessquidward-scream-point

    US sends medical ship to a country that, at least as the public knows, isn’t having trouble meeting the medical needs. However the US has made it known it wants to annex Greenland.

    US Gov’t: We are just so benevolentwere-gonna-kill-you

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    kelly Cruise-Sade

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Are they going to try and spread smallpox again?

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Greenland is cold. Very, very, very, very cold. JD said “I want to go to Greenland!” JD is my lapdog. He had to go because I made him. Maybe I visit later - after change in ownership. So… in Greenland they need blankets. They’re getting special blankets. Very special. Very best.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    It wasn’t clear whether Greenland asked for the extra medical help or why Trump inferred that Greenlanders weren’t being properly taken care of. Trump named Gov. Jeff Landry (R-LA) as his as his envoy to the arctic nation in December.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-posts-picture-us-hospital-011238304.html

    • DwigtRortugal [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      who wouldn’t look upon the state of louisiana and conclude that their leadership caste should also be in charge of more places

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    Heading off to the sunset… Going rhe wrong way.

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      wrong long way

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      Could be sunrise?

  • TheBroodian [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Do you think that Trump was so impressed by this image that he accidentally had grok fart out, that he felt it needed a presidential tweet to Christen it?

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Maybe somebody else generated the hospital ship and then they printed it out because Trump likes seeing net stuff on paper and this could have happened…

      “Look - Mr. President - you could send a hospital ship to Greenland.”

      “I could send a hospital ship to Greenland?”

      “Yes. You’re sending a hospital ship to Greenland with the help of the fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry.”

      “Who is the fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry?”

      “Your Greenland guy.”

      “The fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry is my Greenland guy?”

      “Yes. Your strong and powerful Greenland guy.”

      “But why am I sending a hospital ship there?”

      “To help the many people who are sick there.”

      "Okay. But what’s in it for me?"

      “It makes you presidential. And it’s best to be strong and powerful and presidential. At all times. But especially war times. And - any time - you could lead the strong and powerful United States to war with Iran.”

      “War with Iran. Strong and powerful. Presidential. I could send a hospital ship to Greenland.”

      “Yes. You have the best ideas, Mr. President.”

      “Yes, I do. My ideas are best.”

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        de-authority

        “Yes. You have the best ideas, Mr. President.”

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    jesse-wtf

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    i wonder if he thinks that image is a real life photo.

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      I wonder if he actually knows where Greenland is

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        its between Yellowland and Blueland.

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          Ukraine?

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          He probably thinks it’s the place that has the trees money grows on

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        He absolutely does, but he thinks it’s bigger than South America because it looks big on the map projection.

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    deleted by creator

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    OpenAI piss filter

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