• Wren@lemmy.today
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    21 hours ago

    Shout out to my broken coworker who brought his crystals in to work one day to fix our negative energy. After carefully placing each stone according to universal leylines of good vibes, extraordinarily pleased with himself, immediately saw me slice through a package and into my fingers. I needed eleven stitches.

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      10 hours ago

      Negative energy can never be removed, only transferred. He obviously didn’t like you, the skeptic, so he transferred all the negative energy into you from your other co-workers. /s

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      20 hours ago

      That’s just how the magic stones remove the negative energy from your body, through bloodletting