What nobody really talks about is that if you use the dogshit during the jabberwock fight exactly when it is bryllyg, it will apply the slithy status effect, which causes it to fail to gyre and gimble (you know the one), it rewards you with two lines of secret dialogue that completely recontextualizes the entire borogove arc.
“whaoa dude the lore is so sick dude like the wiki explains how bambieshart was actually an agent of the glimmer knights and was actually killed by an opposing faction dude if you go to the wall precisely after killing the ice queen boss you can drop down a ledge to where the wall would collapse him and seal it dude this lore is so epic”
The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Brocade that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two brocades and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.
Don’t give up, Skeleton!
And somehow there is a 1.5 hour lore video by VaatiVidya about this character and it has 7.5M views.
A paragraph and a half in, and my brain urinated on itself. I saw words, but few of them made sense. Not to say the greentext wasn’t good. I’m just an old Gen X, unfamiliar with the way the kids talk these days.
It’s about a Nintendo called Elden Ring.
Ohh is that on the Microsoft Nintendo or the Sony Nintendo?
I believe it’s the one that you plug in the telly
Are you some kind of tech-whizz?
How would I know? My grandkids play on that damn thing!
It’s about how some video games do this thing where the lore is barely explained in cryptic sentences by the few characters, and basically you need an online wiki to understand anything about the story of the game.
The games most gilty of this are the fark souls franchise. Good games, but I hate this kind of lore.
Same but Gen Y
Anon got filtered by the Tree Guardian and is coping
Dies, you pick up their items, it’s dogshit
This part is true tho
No! My consecrated shmungous! I’ll have to wait until New Game+ to get those again (he only gives you two, according to the wiki)
Jabberwocky reference tho
