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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Please stop dropping this kid off

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Please stop dropping this kid off

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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    I like how this also implies those people’s kids all end up in hell…

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.

      (Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)

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        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.

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            • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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              Wha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.

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                • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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                  exactly what I was expecting

            • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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              Kinky

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                • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                  Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.

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      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        i thought that meant limbo contests

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      Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.

      • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        He just puts them in the TV lounge, apparently.

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    Unbaptized babies go to limbo.

    Unvaccinated ones go straight to hell.

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    Gonna abort my kids to make sure they get measles IN HELLLLL 👎👎👎

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    Damn. Look at that tag, @s8n! So cool your soul never stood a chance!

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      Hail @s8n!

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    Of course he is. Throughout history, far more children died than survived. And as there was no Christianity for most of human history, those are obviously all in hell.

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      Why else would kids be called little hellions if they don’t go to hell?

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