Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoRivers of sperm collection.hexbear.netimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1140
arrow-up1140imageRivers of sperm collection.hexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·1 month agobut who collects the sperm collectors’ sperm?
minus-squareFlinch [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·edit-21 month agoisrael sends sperm soldiers out into the field in pairs, and when the first one busts, his partner picks up the probe and keeps extracting
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 month agoWho splotches the Splotchmen
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 month agoThis is so funny to me because it seems to me that your own sperm would be the easiest sperm to collect.
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoIt does seem like rather than sending out elite battlefield extraction teams you could just… have the boys bank it before they deploy
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoIt’s probably bad for morale; like you’d have to face mortality before deploying. I got the sense that they’re not exactly thrilled to be fighting because they just want to bully children and do war crimes, not actually have conflict.
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agowhat, it’s not enough that your chosen seed will live on forever, you have to survive too? fascists these days
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-21 month ago Quis sperma a collectoribus ipsos spermatis colligit? Doesn’t have the same ring to it
but who collects the sperm collectors’ sperm?
israel sends sperm soldiers out into the field in pairs, and when the first one busts, his partner picks up the probe and keeps extracting
Who splotches the Splotchmen
Sperm team 6
This is so funny to me because it seems to me that your own sperm would be the easiest sperm to collect.
It does seem like rather than sending out elite battlefield extraction teams you could just… have the boys bank it before they deploy
It’s probably bad for morale; like you’d have to face mortality before deploying. I got the sense that they’re not exactly thrilled to be fighting because they just want to bully children and do war crimes, not actually have conflict.
what, it’s not enough that your chosen seed will live on forever, you have to survive too? fascists these days
Doesn’t have the same ring to it