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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Bar is that low, huh?

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    I wonder what the response would be if you said something like: I’m already in the Navy.

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      “Fuck… I’m sorry. I’m so… so so sorry.”

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      “More like the Gay-vy, amirite? But seriously, just come in and talk. I need at least three other people to fill out a form or they send me to the front.”

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      One of my favorite Marx brothers one-liners was always, “Join the Army! See the Navy.”

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      You can also write it, “Join the Army! Sea the Navy,” if ya wanna be real schmucky.

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