Skyrim feels like the perfect RPG for the “Epic Bacon” crowd

Every character can do everything, you routinely piss off every other Daedric Lord, and you have the whole Romans Vs. Vikings Vs. Dragons thing

There are little moments that feel alright, like they’re building up to something good, but immediately undercut themselves

Like the whole Parthunaax Dilemma, where the Blades are like “We won’t help you fight the actual big bad until you kill the one dragon who doesn’t kill for fun” and you can just ignore it. There’s no punishment for not doing it and no real benefit to doing it, it’s the epitome of their design.

Just a big and wide with zero depth