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jackmaoist [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Holy shit lmao

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Holy shit lmao

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jackmaoist [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    Someone please book Trump a trip to Hiroshima and give him a microphone.

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    Oh no Mr Trump please don’t erode your relationships with your vassals allies, the left would be just devastated I tell you.

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      Fun fact, Japan’s constitution limits its military force to defensive capabilities only. They get the lion’s share (97%) of their military equipment from the US. Japan has, in recent years, worked towards revising the definition of “defense” to include more offensive weapons, and allocate more money to defense spending.

      So, yeah, vassal - and a good customer, too.

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    I just can’t. That name, operation epic fury. I still just… cant.

    • jackmaoist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Epstein Fury is probably the correct name for it

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        Operation AIPAC fury

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Operation Cool Badass

      • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        That character ‘Cypher Raige’ from Will Smith’s After Earth, except it’s our reality now

        • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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          Someone actually watched that movie?

      • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I have to tell you Mr. President, I don’t appreciate ironic titles. Other officers will have to use this as reference. If it’s ‘EPIC FURY’, or ‘COCK FINGER,’ they’re not going to get it. They’re going to think: a cock finger started this war. lt-kitsuragi

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        Mr. Cool Ice

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      The big beautiful bill

      Operation epic fury

      In fifty years, when kids are scrolling through their ipads about this time in history, he’s going to be a hilarious page or two

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        So about that bill - i found out that if you are married but file separate they flat out deny you the overtime credit.

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    How come no one told Trump about Pearl Harbor five years before he was born???

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    And then Trump had this wonderful idea what if Japan were enemies again instead of allies?

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    His brain is literally the bit about manatees writing family guy episodes

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