“Man, VHS horror brings back the memories. I mean, who can forget the likes of ‘Madman’ or ‘The House on Sorority Row’? Those tapes were like gold back in the day, with their creepy cover art and promise of over-the-top gore. I recall scouring flea markets and thrift stores for rare VHS finds, always on the hunt for the next big horror fix. Those were the days, my friend!”