Ryan Grimm, for his part, said that Naval Special Warfare units were given deployment orders today. My current bet is that Kharg is the distraction and they actually want to make a play for Iran’s uranium stockpile. Arguably even stupider than trying to take Kharg Island.
We’re going to see dead seal operators like frankly no one has seen outside of the vietnam war folks!
laughing out loud at this more than you know
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DERANGED COUNTRY KILLS ITSELF
Citizens in shock as a deranged nation state, reportedly from the loins of Mammon, shot itself in the head last night in the middle of a rugged mountain range in southern Iran. The exact details of the incident have not been revealed, but first-hand witnesses claim that the nation was making a point.
“Can’t say I’m surprised,” Mohammad Marandi, professor at University of Tehran, who saw witnessed the incident live, commented. “It was extremely unstable and had threatened to kill itself before.”
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CITY IN MOURNING: BURNED-OUT COUNTRY SHOOTS CHILDREN
Yesterday in the city of Minab, a deranged “world law official” from the paramilitary outfit that calls itself the United States Air Force bombed and killed girls in a local school. Locals are in shock.
“It was out of control,” said Mohammad Marandi, professor at University of Tehran. “I hope they put it away for good.”