Complaining about tofu being bland is the equivalent of saying that a blank canvas is boring.
Saying you hate tofu is such a self own. It is one of and maybe the most versatile food of all time. It is cheap. It’s macros are at parity with chicken breast. It keeps well AND is much safer (food safety and healthwise) than meat.
I can confirm as someone going from eating meat with every meal to vegan, basic ass fried tofu tastes better than most restaurant meat these days.
What is even wilder is that the US grows a lot of soybeans, and the ideal target for MAGA would probably be a soybean farmer.


So we’re on the same page, at least
iirc cooking nerds have said it’s something to do with reverse osmosis or some shit idk but it DOES work (salt the water though)
Im going to bed rn, but im looking into this tomorrow at work. It counts as part of my job cause im researching food and im a cook. I work witha guy who has a geology degree and I a have had a casual interest in biochemistry as a long time nerd and former every drug user who likes not to die. Together we have done whar no cook has every attempted: applied the principles of basic chemistry to our job occasionally, it does genuinely help to know why something does or doesnt work.
I can definitely vouch for the boiling method, it’s completely replaced pressing for me. Tossing them into a flavorful broth is my go to now.
heat makes protein structures contract and squeeze out the water trapped in them, same thing as overcooked meat/eggs being dry
My hypothesis is that it forces some of the water inside to turn into steam which then boils off, but it’s definitely very counterintuitive.
You’d think the same would happen when you just throw some tofu in a pan
It does, but you’re not heating the tofu evenly with only one contact surface, and once you’ve got a nice crust on there’s nowhere for water to go very efficiently. When you put food in an oiled pan and it sizzles, that’s water leaving the food and boiling off.
I think the idea is that by boiling it in salt, you osmosis water out of the tofu; then, after removing the unequilibrated and still-hot tofu, which has soaked up some salt/flavors and lost some moisture (relatively, once it’s been cooled and patted down), is tastier and drier