I shit you not, the central hook of the plot is a death star trench run to bomb a yellow cake facility in Iran’s mountains. As you could imagine it’s epic and Tom “Xenu” Cruise pulls it off effortlessly…but then! He gets shot down, and is forced to hijack an F-14 to fly home (getting gun kills on the way back).


It’s honestly a pretty good comedy in its blatant propaganda, it’s like a cartoon version of a war movie