I shit you not, the central hook of the plot is a death star trench run to bomb a yellow cake facility in Iran’s mountains. As you could imagine it’s epic and Tom “Xenu” Cruise pulls it off effortlessly…but then! He gets shot down, and is forced to hijack an F-14 to fly home (getting gun kills on the way back).


It’s not worth it. Unless you want to watch them make up a reason for Tom Cruise to make g force faces