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- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
No, you misunderstand. It is literally impossible, with current technology, to achieve the desired metric because of the sheer size of some countries.
Even if you somehow managed to have a fleet of Blackbirds at your disposal for instant public transport, it would take well over an hour to reach one end of the US/Canada to the other, just as an example.
Guess we need to make the technology more efficient then. Don’t you understand? This girl wants to fuck other girls.
The most critical issue of our time
Agreed!
(Not saying this just because I’m horny right now, but because I will also be horny later …)
A whole week of sharks 👀
Heyyy
This is important. An algorithmically assisted JIT sluttiness program could bridge/caress a lot of the gaps between current transport tech and the needs of the people.
Thank you for your support comrade. We wont forget aquatic accommodation in our new regime of sappphic rail/maglev infrastructure
MATH! Estimated width of the US: 4506km Fastest maglev train: 600km/h Time to go cross country for sapphic love: 7 hours, 31 minutes.
We need faster maglev trains, or maglev trains with comfy beds. I’ll be there in the morning.
We can have a lil exaggeration for effect tho, as a treat
You only stay horny for an hour?
Ah, but ICBMs have a response time of 25 to 30 minutes. So we simply need to remove the warheads and replace them with horny people. This would have the additional benefit of advancing nuclear disarmament.
Of course there would need to be a way to safely decelerate the payload and land at the destination, but that’s just details.