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Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing
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East-West width of country:
- US: 4500km
- Russia: 9000km
- Germany: 640km
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Average Times:
- US: 4500 km / 300 km / h = 15 hours
- Russia: 9000 / 300 = 30 hours
- Germany: 640 / 300 = 2.1 hours
Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don’t know anyone who stays horny that long.
If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.
Edit: Interestingly, the UK’s width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.
We need to invest more in public transport. One day we may achieve this noble goal.
or horniness
Impossible!
fair
Knowing humans, that’s probably a goal that’s a lot more likely to be invested in and met than better public transportation
okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.
Hey I know the cards I have and I play them to the best of my ability
It would be better to have her travel to you. Make time dilation work in your favor.
but I don’t know anyone who stays horny that long.
Does girl horny last less than guy horny? Because I can stay horny all day pretty much.
But wait, for how long does prog stay in the blood? Assuming you take a dose equivalent to between luteal peak and follicular down?
what is prog?
Progesterone. Legend says it can make a (t)girl more horny. Scientists still haven’t figured out why.
i think the reason is pretty easily understood? cis women produce prog during pregnancy (hence the name) -> tries to bind to partner so they won’t leave before the child is delivered -> higher inclination to cuddling and maybe more horny.
It’s still inconclusive if it’s a placebo effect or actually makes tgirls more horny… more quality
cuddlesdatapoints required.
Progesterone
I’m not nearly educated enough to speak math, but I think acceleration/deceleration makes a big portion here. Train won’t move 300-600km/h all the time. Plus onboarding/offboarding and delays should also be considered.
What if the train moved at max speed at all times and people just jumped on and off.
A lot of fatalities 🤷🏻
No-no, let him cook, he onto something.
Imagine how efficient it will be!
So like a swarm of sperm swimming to an egg, only the strongest can survive the train exit and obtain their horny reward.
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I was going to read about train ejaculation theory but here we are! 😄
Always happy to help
With enough laws, i have trust it can become as safe as airplanes
A series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.
So you’d like for wagons to be destined for singular cities and other wagons clipping on by themselves?
That’d require a few extra locomotives, a mechanic to clip onto another set while moving and impeccable timing
The tuck and roll. It worked for train hopping hobos of old. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
in before Louis Wu and slidewalk math enters…
You can halve the transit times by both of you travelling to a central location. It takes a bit more effort on the recipient’s part, and you need to agree a rendezvous, but it’s important that both parties show willing!
Cries in Canadian where the train service from my city to a city 400kms away is 9.5 hrs (literally double the time it takes to drive).
15m is a pretty fucking <-> tight window. The last mile problem would be your biggest issue. Even if you could get from LAX to BWI instantly, you’d have to be less than 15 minutes combined from the pair of airports, or say have direct instant train service to her front door.
Not with British trains though hehe
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I’m pro transit but someone hornyposting to the world is NOT an invitation to a real world interaction. Thinking otherwise is called parasocial. You’re interacting directly with someone who doesn’t know you exist.
I presume it goes: hornypost > flirtatious comment exchange > DM > train ride
Also, I don’t think it’s meant to be taken seriously.
Although if you (generic persons, not specifically targeted at the person i’m replying to) see me hornyposting and somehow live within visiting distance, feel free to hmu. I’m in an open relationship and generally down to try new things 😝
You happen to be in Sweden lol?
Not even close 😫
I’m in Central Virginia, USA. Not the worst place to be, but if I had a way to move to the EU i’d take it.
Hey, cool! I used to live on both sides of ya. Lol. Grew up in Hampton Roads, VA. Lived in the tri cities, Tennessee for years and years
I feel like it’s rare to find a lemming anywhere close to where you live, we’re such a small and spread out community
we need geotags to our user accounts (voluntarily only ofc) sothat we can navigate real world more efficiently, and maybe do a database query (
SELECT * FROM cuties WHERE distance_to_me < 50 km;)
Va represent. I’m more by the coast than central but still.
How close are you to a VRE station?
Perfectly awesome friend, but that is not true for everyone
Well obviously 😅
For one - it’s a meme and not meant to be serious.
But also the point is that assuming that someone does or doesn’t want something like this is flawed. Which is why you don’t assume, you ask. You express a little bit of interest and see if the other person engages/escalates.
Agreed, communication and consent are way up there at the top. I don’t think we disagree. I just understand human behavior to not adhere any such norms. People gonna be weird and rapey, you know
Sib, 'tis a meme
This, and that aswell
If we had some sort of Pre-Cum system run by the government that combined AI and some psychics floating in milk we could detect Future Sex before it happens and send specialists to take care of the horniness before it even happens.
Watch the movie Southland tales if you ever want to know the cure for teen horniness.
Violet has probably done this math already
Violet is officially part of lemmy’s culture
As is she who shall not me named, showing up in your DMs
Rule: how far would this take someone?
PREACH SISTER!
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