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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • Saapas@piefed.zip
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    What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?

    • zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?

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        I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.

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          But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.

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          The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues.

          PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat

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            I’m sure it’s fiiine, lots of babies are doing it. They can’t read your PSA anyway so it’s all good :P

        • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive

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        And a stool.

        Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.

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          Nah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique)

          And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂

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      Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.

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        Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better

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        Solidarity smdh

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      Money or a gun to acquire the cow.

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      The will to abuse animals.

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        Oh boy

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        If you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world.

        You probably think petting a dog is abuse.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Like baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.

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        I’m just going to use ready made universe powder

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      Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.

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