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minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 个月前What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
minus-squarezip@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 个月前A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·2 个月前I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 个月前But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
minus-squarekunaltyagi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-22 个月前The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues. PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat
minus-squarepipes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前I’m sure it’s fiiine, lots of babies are doing it. They can’t read your PSA anyway so it’s all good :P
minus-squareBattle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前And a stool. Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
minus-squarekunaltyagi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前Nah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique) And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂
minus-squareLumpyPancakes@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 个月前Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 个月前If you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world. You probably think petting a dog is abuse.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前Like baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.
minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前I’m just going to use ready made universe powder
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.
What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues.
PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat
I’m sure it’s fiiine, lots of babies are doing it. They can’t read your PSA anyway so it’s all good :P
You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
And a stool.
Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
Nah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique)
And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂
Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
Solidarity smdh
Money or a gun to acquire the cow.
The will to abuse animals.
Oh boy
If you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world.
You probably think petting a dog is abuse.
Like baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.
I’m just going to use ready made universe powder
Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.