I spoke about how lately I’ve been having dreams where I’m a member by marriage of the Swedish or British royal families. I just woke from a dream where I was married to Lord John Grey, an aristocrat from the Outlander series. It was a lavender marriage as he’s gay and I’m ace.

In this dream it as Christmas and we were planning to buy presents for his aristocratic friends and family. There were lots of old and middle aged women to buy for. I’d thought we were going to get them each a box of fancy chocolates or something, but they turned up and started demanding we buy them very expensive presents.

They stayed the night and one unpleasant old woman who clearly thought I wasn’t good enough for John, liked the very expensive bed in her room and demanded that we buy her one just like it for Christmas. John agreed. I thought she was extremely spoilt, rude and entitled.

Why do I keep having these dreams?