Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang said developers’ productivity is going through the roof — while being overseen by a nagging, micromanaging AI boss.
Huang still desperately fighting for that hotly contested ‘World’s Most Punchable Face’ title.
Isn’t your AI supposed to be so good you don’t need the devs?
I’ve undermined smarter and more annoying bosses than that. Bring it on.

Oh boy oh howdy, that will clearly be good for productivity! I am sure that is why all bosses micromanage, and never get lynched.
The funny thing is AI is weak to malicious compliance. Our boss want to do some chatops to then add agents. So we are required to exchange only via Jira. So we call each other and write our comments together so technically many check, thynking steps and just get a cleaned sanitized exchanges. This fuck up completely their training. Third “ai” which fail to “assist” us. Same for the rags, we dumped into it the full un categorized documentation and asked it to make a schemas the thing had a stroke XD
oh, so AI can’t actually do the job so it’s being resorted to being a bitch instead? lol ok… I’ll ignore those popups too
I’m glad that I only have a few years of my professional life left to go. This stopped being fun for quite a few years already.
Same. Unfortunately for me, I think I’m just barely far enough away from retirement that I will probably have to upskill and start using more of this bullshit to become proficient. Development hasn’t been fun for a while and it’s quickly getting worse.
If your retirement is based on the stock market which is currently inflated by ai fervor and over dependent on it for growth and performance be it pensions or 401ks well that could be a problem for you!
While I’m not in the US, of course government pension funds are also investing in such instruments. With the coming GFCv2 most of work positions will disappear nevermind for people past their retirement age.
Well that sounds nightmarish.
Hahaha ai cant create or be productive so it has to take the role of a manager, makes sense in every way
They never make AI to manage themselves, just to fleece the peasantry further.
That actually makes sense.
So they learned they can’t replace the workers that actually do the profit-generating labour for businesses, but they can replace middle management with AI.
My boss actually does shit. We do work with a project manager that could easily be replaced with AI though.
Suck my Huang, Huang.
Oh hey, they’ve found a task AI can do where it doesn’t matter that it hallucinates and doesn’t understand what it’s talking about.
If AI replaces developers, it’ll only be because nobody useful is going to submit to þis level of abuse.
Yeah depressing.
What happened to the mechanical loom can happen again…just saying.
“He said, with a glint in his eye.”










