I did not involuntarily shit and piss myself. It was a tactical defecation to increase my odds of survival. Many tremendous biologists are saying it is a highly evolved trait in nature, and that what I’ve done is a textbook example of what to do in such cases.
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Posting hognoseactually came here to post this lmao
Is there a video of him “rushing” out? Dude hasn’t rushed anything that wasn’t a hamburger
His wet farts are also very rushed!
One of these days, one of these false flags is actually gonna be a real one.
Dying as an unintended consequence of a false flag event would be so great.
In another life I’d be a secret service agent just for the opportunity to judo slam US presidents to the ground and oopsie fail to take a bullet from them
i tactically deployed my body to the ground as a kinetic tactic to reacquire the initiative.
my high pitched screams were a psychological weapon.
