…they would press their temple to the cold barrel of that gun and look you straight in the eyes and say, “I’d rather die than ever look anything up myself. So either you look this up for me or you pull the trigger mother fucker!!!”
…they would press their temple to the cold barrel of that gun and look you straight in the eyes and say, “I’d rather die than ever look anything up myself. So either you look this up for me or you pull the trigger mother fucker!!!”
thats when you go boomer hick deadbeat-dad mode and give vague non/answers completely off the top of your head. " 'round 'bout 6 hours", “anywhere’s a parking spot, y’know”, “yeh, prolly”, “the one with the funky beats”.
and now even the search engines are deadbeat dads that just make up LLM shit at you and sell your personal details
Then they just spam the same question at you. They are obstinate in their laziness.
" now it’s 'round ‘bout 5 hours and 58-ish minutes. Reckon we’re makin’ good time"