It’s just impossible to get one past this man. How come none of you jerks told me Musk was suing Altman?
second favorite bit here:
Musk’s attorney asks him who Shivon Zilis is. Musk’s response: “Shivon was uh…my chief of staff. And uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.”
Musk’s attorney just tried this question again, presumably after conferring with Elon and telling him to be less weird about it. Elon Musk’s response: “We live together and she’s the mother of four of my children.”



Me, narrowing my eyes at the opposing goalie: “You aren’t here to help me kick this ball into the goal. Your design is to block me, essentially.”