• paranoia@feddit.dk
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    15 hours ago

    These nuclear waste deterrents have always been a bit bizarre to me. If you make something monumentally ominous then you’re going to get tourists.

    People are fucking weirdos. The same idiots that crawl through holes in the ground are definitely the kind that would climb through the giant razor field.

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      4 hours ago

      What they need to do are make really cool temples nowhere near the site, scatter them around, with the whole story.

      I also like the idea of a nuclear priesthood.

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        4 hours ago

        The nuclear priests are obviously hiding something of great value from us, we must kill them and take it for ourselves!

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      6 hours ago

      It is our warrior tribe’s right of passage. To become a man, each boy of age must spend five nights in the god spears.

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        Nuclear cats deemed too unlucky to keep around because they keep getting eaten by radioactive wolves