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- dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
https://youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0 link found by @lelgenio@lelgenio@lemmy.ml
I… I want a copy.
Psh. In the beginning, or whatever, the so called god (especially lower case) said let there be light.
Huh? I always write “the Christian god” because that’s just what makes most sense to someone treating all religions equally. Why would that be considered edgy in some way?
“A spectre is shining on the world — the spectre of Communism. And the labourers saw that it was good.”
“and yea did they still refuse to join the union because they’d rather spend €50 per year on games than union dues”
too real, the union dues would give them more than €50 back in returns thanks to collective bargaining…
not to mention the value of… not dying at the workplace…
The subtitle says VHS tape… Ouch
Yeah this is clearly an 8-track
mistakes were made
“hE wHo pIsSetH giggle AgAiNsT tHe WaLl”
We were too mean ton14 year old atheists. It turns out Christianity really was that bad
society has a thing for being mean to kids, and for bizarre reasons its rarely called out
Agreed. You see it everywhere. No wonder they’re depressed
Where can I get this, specifically the Songs of Solomon cassette
Ezekiel 23
He definitely had a field day with Ezekiel 23:20
surprised nobody linked it: https://youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0
thank u!!! i shall note it in the post
4st 7lb still slaps even in this version
I propose a new set of Ten Commandments:
The Ten Needs (or Rules)
- We are the People, YOUR OWN; We choose to need no gods, no masters
- We choose to make our own imagery
- We choose to not deadname the people
- Remember and observe Labour Day, to foster general wellbeing
- Be kind to your friends and (chosen) kin
- We choose to not kill
- We choose to not damage polycules
- We choose to claim what private property is stolen from mankind
- We choose to not lie but to protect all within these Needs
- We choose to take and need food, water, and shelter; to take and need someone’s kindness, to take our withheld wages, but to let someone keep their Blåhaj, pets, and personal belongings.







