DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Colorado stated that they could seduce a bear if their life depended on it. “Nearly 70% of male respondents claimed that if they encountered an aggressive grizzly […]
I think I could be great friends with a panda. Imagine me squatting, having a cigarette next to the panda just eating some bamboo.
Then several years later, I tragically die as the first confirmed human killed by a panda when it falls 7 meters out of a tree and lands directly on my head, killing me instantly.