• snoons@lemmy.ca
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      22 hours ago

      HMPH. We should fart in their general direction! That’ll show 'em!

      • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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        11 hours ago

        (i want to issue s catchy rejoinder but this was so delightful to see in my inbox that I’m too appreciative to think of something-- OH! I KNOW!)

        DON’T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE, YOU PERVERT!

        WAIT–What am I doing?! We came in here for an argument! But that’s just abuse…

        Hmm :\

        … Such is all too often the case on the Internet.