Want to wade into the sandy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)


Vibes…in space. It’s the sort of thing that a teenager who imprinted on Ringworld might worry about.
From wikipedia:
*A Type I civilization (planetary) is able to access all the energy available on its planet and store it for consumption.
*A Type II civilization (stellar) can directly consume a star’s energy, most likely through the use of a Dyson sphere.
*A Type III civilization (galactic) is able to capture all the energy emitted by its galaxy, and every object within it, such as every star, black hole, etc.
oh yeah, that happy horseshit.
Full Self- Parody. From p. 138:
All this from the same kind of people who think shifting to Solar is “woke”.
Just wait until investors demand the satellites be powered by diesel instead of solar panels
We’re gonna create an entirely new type of star that supports itself against gravitational collapse by burning money.