i am the captain now

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A modern scorpion and frog tale.
Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you
Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate
“LOL” said the weasel, “LMAO”.
Whow - I’m going to Ibiza Whow - back to the island …
“The eagles are coming!”
Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
I can show you the world.

“And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage.”


Lmao where did you even find this
Got it from a friend who themselves probably got it from /r/196
Is this rea life? Is this just Fantasy AI?
Caught in a landslide?
Its real, i think the weasel attacked the bird
“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
Don’t just stare at it Weasel….









