So I searched some old Colbert diss threads on here and that cheered me up, thanks comradesrat-salute-2

  • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    23 hours ago

    Got a whole queue of Middle Earth-themed posts for when it drops.

    “Just got run off the trail by some faunts on horses from the east. Had to swerve to avoid them. Probably 2-3 punks in their eleventies. We need new decrees on this.”

    “Why is no one talking about the rise in crime since the fall of Barad-dûr? I live in Isengard and now I have Huorns encroaching upon my property if I don’t fight them off.”