Want to wade into the sandy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.

Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)

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    our favorite techno-fascist hacker has posted a plea for money to buy a house in the most expensive place in the world and to exclusively fly around in private jets because she’s the best at writing code to multiple matrices and everyone has been so unjustly mean to her. https://justine.lol/animus/

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      I’m pretty sure that this was triggered by Rich Felker (musl) telling her to go away last week. She’s finally asked a search engine for her legacy; previously, on Awful, we discussed the degree to which she’s done this to herself by loudly espousing corporate fascism.

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      Why doesn’t she just ring up Peter Thiel. She seems like just the type of person he’d love to donate some Thiel bucks to.

      EDIT: I just went to her linked GitHub sponsors page. I was surprised to find Simon Willison there, but maybe I shouldn’t have been. It certainly gave me another reason to look sideways at him.

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      Gestural Bayesianism!

      I am the intersection of so many unliked groups whose minds I’ve come to understand. If you were to use bayesian inference to compute the probability that I’m a good person, it would underflow a double.

      Hold on whilst I update towards the hypothesis that bayes for these people is just a syllable they emit when they talk about forming opinions.

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      From the linked post:

      Hacker News is my favorite place on the web, because it’s the last bastion of curiosity online.

      Fuuuuck off

      I need you to donate publicly under your real name and I want you to tell your friends how much money you gave me, since that’s the best way to show that you’re serious.

      This improves dramatically if you read it in the voice of Wayne Newton’s televangelist character from License to Kill (1989).

      I want to travel around the world and experience the cosmopolitan lifestyle my project is named after, using only private aviation, so that I won’t be molested or risk being detained each time I fly.

      Grifting off the United States’ escalating institutional abuse of trans people is a special kind of ghoulish.

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        I need you to donate publicly under your real name and I want you to tell your friends how much money you gave me, since that’s the best way to show that you’re serious.

        Thats a trap if I ever saw it.

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      by “culture wars” she means she’s a fucking nazi

      This was the reason Wendy Hanamura cited when she canceled my invitation to speak at the Internet Archive.

      hmm, looking at the text you link it says “your past statements in Twitter” first. could it be they found out you’re a fucking nazi

      also you’re shocked, shocked to find that 4chan people are assholes. you hang out there for hours at a time. probably just coincidence.

      Tunney has deleted the post already! But there’s an archive and another one

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        The first technologist was Prometheus who took fire from the gods and gave it away to humanity.

        “This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

        I need you to donate money to me, and I mean you, as in literally you. You couldn’t have read this far unless you are someone who legitimately cares

        I have been helpless with giggles for five fuckin’ minutes.

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      Hacker News is my favorite place on the web, because it’s the last bastion of curiosity online.

      <close tab>

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        Speaking of HN, here’s the discussion there: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48314875

        btw, when normal people read that someone has a lien on their income from the state of New York, they don’t assume it’s because she’s a brave truth-talker being oppressed by the Man, they assume she can’t fucking handle her finances and they should be really careful donating money to her.

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          There’s gold in them comments:

          The fundamental tension here is between pre-Christian and post-Christian worldview. Are you allowed to be great, or do you have to apologize for your greatness? Justine refuses to apologize, which is the cardinal sin.

          Ha ha no it’s because she went fash, you credulous dork

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        by her own admission, most of the work that went into it was deciding whether or not she should have one.

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        damn she got one-shot by curtis yarvin’s R.A.G.E. meme, and loved eric schmidt enough to want him to be her king. i don’t even know what to say. the human mind is an incredible thing