I pull out my Trump Nature Pass, “Sorry”, she said, “this expired last month.” I completely forgot. I empty my pockets on to the table and pull out the only bill I have, a crumped Trump buck. “Do you take this?” I almost beg. “No, we don’t accept cash here.” I think for a moment, petting the top of my 24 carat gold Trump desert eagle 50 caliber as I decide what to do.
I pull out my Trump Nature Pass, “Sorry”, she said, “this expired last month.” I completely forgot. I empty my pockets on to the table and pull out the only bill I have, a crumped Trump buck. “Do you take this?” I almost beg. “No, we don’t accept cash here.” I think for a moment, petting the top of my 24 carat gold Trump desert eagle 50 caliber as I decide what to do.