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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Doubt any parent will fail to understand

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Doubt any parent will fail to understand

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    they always do while you’re under anesthesia

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      How do you know?

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        It’s part of the package when you request a copy of the recording. You get to pick an impersonation of either Jacques Cousteau, Morgan Freeman, Werner Herzog, or Johnny Sins to narrate the procedure.

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          When I came to the Johnny Sins I spitted my drink.

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          Wait where do they offer Herzog?

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            Under the soft narcotic fog of sedation, the patient realizes that all human ambition. Every empire, symphony, and love affair. Ultimately leads to this, a stranger navigating the bleak pink corridors of one’s lower bowel in search of polyps.

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              Mine doesnt offer Herzog.

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          That sounds hilarious - Damn, maybe I should’ve gotten sedated…

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            not available for sedation, only for total knockout with intubation

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