• gerryflap@feddit.nl
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    4 hours ago

    The sharknado guard dissolves the sharknado by guiding the flying sharks into the inner screw structure, forcing them down and safely into the sea. A few perfectly placed sharknado guards can reduce a small to medium sharknado to a normal shark-less sub EF3 tornado, saving many lives in the process.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    This device converts the data stream from a parallel format to a serial format. Fish swimming in the data stream enter simultaneously, but emerge one by one, both in little-endian notation.

  • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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    You kids these days with your fancy dancy fishy go rounds. When I was a kid all we had was the wobbly wheel of death. All but 1 of the fish would climb on, and then that 1 fish would start pushing with all their might and then jump on. Then the other fish would eventually lose their grip and flung fuck off.

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    12 hours ago

    The mechanical donut spline path calculator knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The spline path calculator uses deviations to generate corrective commands to direct the spline path of the mechanical donut from a position where it is to a position where it isn’t, and arriving at a position where it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn’t, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn’t.

  • Tiger_Man_@szmer.info
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    14 hours ago

    the fish multiplier

    EDIT: id like to correct my catastrophic misunderstanding of the above structure, as this is, in fact, a fish divider

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    13 hours ago

    Chris Cross Crash. But with fish and in reverse. 5 fish go in but only a lucky one will come out.

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      20 hours ago

      Pyanodons specifically, what with all the loops and inexplicable animals in the production line.