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minus-squarelath@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2日前I was once interested in time travel. My dedication was boundless and my morals were questionable. I only got smart enough to know I’m too dumb to make it work.
minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2日前Good news, I figured out the secret to time travel. I’m now travelling forward in time by a second, every second! Pay $999 to learn My secret!
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2時間前We’ve, uh, figured out how to travel through time, at the speed of regular time, with…plastic bags.
minus-squareZwiebel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1日前Pff amateur, I can even travel forward in time by slightly less than a second every second!
minus-squareChe Banana@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1日前PFFFFFT to you! I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!! Plus its only 995€ for my secret!
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1日前A second? That’s rookie numbers. I travel a week and it usually only takes seven days to do so
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1日前pff that’s nothing, the faster I go times stays the same for me, but goes faster for everyone else!
I was once interested in time travel. My dedication was boundless and my morals were questionable. I only got smart enough to know I’m too dumb to make it work.
Good news, I figured out the secret to time travel. I’m now travelling forward in time by a second, every second! Pay $999 to learn My secret!
We’ve, uh, figured out how to travel through time, at the speed of regular time, with…plastic bags.
Pff amateur, I can even travel forward in time by slightly less than a second every second!
PFFFFFT to you!
I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!
Plus its only 995€ for my secret!
A second? That’s rookie numbers. I travel a week and it usually only takes seven days to do so
pff that’s nothing, the faster I go times stays the same for me, but goes faster for everyone else!